Last Night In Cozumel with an Evil Clown Dinner alone in a hotel for couples at a high-end Cozumel hotel. Roaming Balloon Pirate Clown thought I needed cheering up and started to make me a balloon bra. Not a big fan of clowns or balloon makers. Politely said I didn't need to be uplifted literally and figuratively . He stopped and held out his gratuity pail. Told him " No Tip for Tats". Was a lot funnier in my Grade 2 Spanish